Lost in the Corn

What would you do if you and your family lost your way in a corn maze?

From USA Today:

“I don’t see anyone, and I’m really scared, it’s really dark and we got a 3-week old baby with us,” a woman told the 911 operator.

Watch the video behind the link.  They even have some of the audio from the 911 call.

These people sound like real winners.  After getting lost in a corn maze with signs and maps posted all over the place, they panic so much that they call 911 rather than just walk through the corn.  Also, I admittedly don’t have kids, but 3 weeks old seems a bit young to take to a corn maze.  I feel sorry for those kids.

The 42-year-old husband, who did not want to be identifiedtold The Boston Globe they called 911 around 7 p.m., about an hour after the maze closed when they realized they were the only ones inside.

[Emphasis mine.]

No shit!  I wouldn’t want to be identified either.  This guy can’t even protect his family from corn.  Can you imagine what his friends would say?